Everybody thinks they can write

Oh, Timothy Egan, truer words were never spoken. As a struggling writer myself, I tremble with frustration when some actor or worse yet, some nobody gets a book published. I think I'm going back to my original plan: get myself cast on some schlocky reality show, then when I'm kicked off, voted out, fired or whatever, I tell Katie Couric the next day that I'm really a writer. What do you think?