Rachel Ray Sucks!
How did this woman get a talk show? She talks out of the side of her mouth like she's had a stroke or some sort of crippling palsy, and she can't stop scratching herself: her ears are a favorite place to dig around while talking to the likes of John Stamos or Marcia Cross. Today she was going at her scalp pretty good (it was on at the gym, I was a captive audience). Plus none of the food she prepares even looks appetizing, despite the fact that she smothers everything in cheese. I love cheese, but I can't stand Rachel Ray!