So my building got a bomb-sniffing dog. The dog lays in the lobby with his paws all splayed out wagging his tail and raising those weird doggie eyebrows at anyone who looks his way. That is not to say that he is not a good sniffer. I read this article in the Times about how hard they work and that their nose-holes poop out after about ten minutes or so of intense whiffing. Though I wouldn't put it past the building to get a cut-rate explosives-smeller. Let's not forget that this is the building who, in repsonse to the increased terror threat about a week ago added more velvet ropes to the lobby. Cause we all know how velvet ropes deter terror attacks.

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