The Sun goes down

Oh, I loved this little paper. It was like a real local newspaper, with great arts coverage and a darn good crossword. We needed this paper if only to show how crappy and bloated the we-don't-need-to-check-for-grammar-and-spelling-mistakes-cause-we're-The-Times-damn-it NYTimes. Donald Trump can bail out Ed McMahon but where is he when we really need him?

Paris's Medical Condition: Dry Skin? Prisoners Threaten Revolt

Oh, lord, she wasn't allowed to moisturize while in the slammer.

The Sun Online "reports" that other inmates at the Century Regional Detention Facility were furious with the special treatment Paris received, and threatened a riot.

ATTICA! ATTICA!